girlmilkers:

bowserwife:

bowserwife:

A transgender Muslim lesbian who is a cop is beating a cisgender heterosexual white homeless man for public urination. Who is more opressed in this situation? You have 10 seconds to answer correctly or you will be incinerated go

Good. Now what if the man is an immigrant? What if he used to frequent MRA subreddits? What if the cop has ADHD? Quickly, the lasers are charging

ah, time is up mr bond! looks like you are going to be…(pauses with hand over red button)…subject to discourse

raptorofwar:

radiofreederry:

hungry-skeleton:

Mowing through an entire box of pocky feeling like a pencil sharpener being fed whole pencils by a 3rd grader

magikus-miccentyu:

habkeinb0ck:

hearteyedraccoon:

araxoolie:

inthefallofasparrow:

blobbiemorph:

Hamsterdam

Kontent

Theres no fukin betterer way zum flyen.

langernameohnebedeutung:

…do little German boy meme enthusiasts even know that our reblog button looks like this-

ALT

normal-horoscopes:

normal-horoscopes:

I was carrying a pack of paper towels back to my apartment. I set them down to reorganize the things in my arms and when I turned around there was a beast on my towels. I do not own or recognize the beast.

The beast wailed at me until I was forced to caress it.

heartcarabiner:

ifafimb:

heartcarabiner:

you guys have got to try living . its ugly but theres no other option

don’t wanna

didnt ask dont care surrender to the tide of life and allow it to wash over you in all its imperfect and profound beauty

conarcoin:

neopets forum posts i reference all the time but nobody gets

carbomcoco:

theocseason4:

(via @lazarus-lazuli )

kazieka:

kazieka:

when u were young and at family gatherings and the kids were all playing upstairs and someone got hurt or started crying and you had to go downstairs and locate the correct adult and whisper the situation into their ear it felt like this

this picked back up over thanksgiving are y’all good

lakevida:

if i got jigsawed and woke up in some moldy room with a makeshift bear trap on my head or whatever i wouldn’t even let it phase me. i’m not willing to be taught lessons i’m not paying attention to a puppet. i would close my eyes and visualize abstract forms in jewel tones until a machine tears me asunder. now we’ve both wasted our time and you won’t be able to return anything in this room to ace hardware. what did YOU learn, old man